Every year when the clocks go forward a strange thing happens.
The spiders seem to get very busy building webs all over my house, slut wool appears from out of the skirting boards, the windows acquire a layer of grime and the curtains positively puff with dust.
Some say it’s just that as it gets lighter I notice it more but it feels like there’s a malevolent fairy that visits in April.
So. Clean I must. But how to make it as painless as possible?